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Welcome to Hogwarts School of the Brave and the Ignorant: A Parody RPG! Do you like (or dislike) Harry Potter? Do you like to take the piss? You'll probably like this then.

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The school had won an assortment of awards and prizes in the past, including 23rd Place at a Dungeons and Dragons championship, Top 100 for Mathelites (there were 103 schools involved, one got lost and didn't show up, one got their mathelites and their spelling bee teams mixed up, and another was a fake school signed up to compete by Subla Needlessgore to make Hogwarts look better), 3rd place in the Tri-Schools Athletic Meet, 5th place at a district spelling bee for disadvantaged magical schools (they were the only school in that category, but the judges couldn't in good conscience give them a higher place as they didn't exactly perform to that level). There were also some more prized trophies, ones that had gotten a first place award. There was a Plaque from the police (the law enforcement agency, not the band) for "First Place in Causing Mayhem", A 1st place Trophy for the Underage 'Yard of Ale', and looking suspiciously stolen, was a large trophy awarded to Hedgeton Academy for Polo. ~Silly Monkey

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Out Of Character
	OOC Discussion This is for anything and everything out of character. Go nuts! Curious guests are also welcome! 100% Guest Friendly! Sub-boards: Leaving, The Spam Report	1	7	on Jul 9, 2010, 11:28pm by Chama in Bindi?
	Character Forum This is the place to submit all new characters, and also where we keep the cages housing all of the accepted characters. Sub-boards: Join Here, Permanent Records, Teaching Catalogue.	14	18	on Sept 12, 2010, 12:57pm by Chama in Honora Murdock "Oracle"
	Spam Bucket Here's where you can place ads for your own sites or affiliate with us. You must allow us to place an ad also, and we reserve the right to remove inactive or inappropriate links without notification.	12	12	on Oct 16, 2011, 2:47pm by STARK in ACADEMY OF THE ELEMENT...
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	General Info This is a smoking pile of infomation. Want to know more about anything? Try here! Sub-boards: Reccomended Reading, Required Reading.	13	15	on May 15, 2010, 11:23pm by Marti in History
Hogwarts
	The Entrance Hall The first place one comes to when they arrive at the Castle, through the big double wooden doors. Lots of through traffic, not much else... Sub-boards: House Points Tally, The Notice Board	2	2	on May 12, 2010, 2:43pm by Silly Monkey in Extreme Ironing team
	The Grating Hall The smell of burnt toast is coming from this room. It must be the Grating Hall, one of the more violent locations in the school. Coincidentally also where meals are served!	1	7	on May 7, 2010, 4:34pm by Marti in Welcoming Feast
	The Festivities Room This is a place where the students of all the houses can get together and be festive. It's busiest around important holidays!	2	11	on Jun 7, 2010, 1:38pm by Marti in Extreme Ironing Inform...
	The Library Home of both books and book wannabees like magazines and pamphlets. Good luck finding one published after 1960...	0	0
	Starbucks, Inc In a bid to make some money, the school is renting out a classroom to Starbucks Multinational at an outrageously high rate. They don't mind though - the students spend so much money here that they're raking it in.	1	12	on Sept 12, 2010, 10:11am by Chama in COFFEE! coffee coffee ...
	Classrooms An essential part of any school, these are the rooms in which classes are held.	1	1	on May 15, 2010, 10:09am by Marti in Nothing suss...
	Staffrooms Here's where you'll find the staff. From living quatars to offices, and even the legendary staffroom, you'll find it in here.	0	0
	The Needlessgore Wing This is headmaster Needlessgore's private wing where his sealed and germ-free room's are. If you need to speak with him this is where you will find... or at least assume this is where he is. Sub-boards: Subla's Blog, Subla's Secret Video Vault, The Isolation Room	0	0
	The Common Rooms These rooms are just so painfully common. They're the gathering place for students of each house, also including sleeping areas. Grinding Floor residents, however, have free roam over the other rooms. Their own is a little - uh - dangerous, to say the least... Sub-boards: Grinding Floor, Dodotalon, Slimey Things, Have-A-Puff	2	2	on Sept 12, 2010, 11:02am by Chama in Destruction, Sapphy Style
	The Hospital Floor Feeling ill? Someone cut off your arm, and you'd like a replacement? Hypochondriac? No matter why you might want medical attention, this is where you'll get it! Or some semblance of it, at least...	0	0
	Dungeons Far below the school proper lies a number of dank, cold, rooms. What will you find here? At the moment, a selection of Azkaban's best and brightest! It's one way to make extra revenue...	0	0
	Outside For all things that happen out of doors. Sub-boards: The Campground	0	0
	Other Areas Any other areas that your character might want to visit - from castle corridors to Fiji.	1	8	on May 15, 2010, 10:02am by Marti in School Trophy Case
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	Archives Old, dead, useless threads are eaten up by this forum.	0	0
	2006-2007 If it was posted in 2006 or 2007, it's probably here. This is where the last version of the game is. It's here for reference, for giggles, and for reminiscing.	375	3,112	on Mar 3, 2008, 9:13am by SquashlingChaotic in The Random Party

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